the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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