I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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