i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
All the doctor said was why
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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