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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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