Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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