But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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