haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We need to get me chipped asap
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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