He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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