They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
