singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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