don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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