I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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