All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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