you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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