I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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