Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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