I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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