she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
