i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
not ubering you a puppy
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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