Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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