office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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