i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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