I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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