Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
operation harelip BJ is a go
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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