i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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