matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Randomize
