As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think my moral compass just broke
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