quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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