I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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