so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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