yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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