Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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