Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
