I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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