Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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