Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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