Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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