"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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