Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
zippers are such a cool invention
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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