They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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