didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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