Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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