She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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