I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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