We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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