So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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