I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I'm really busy with my period
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