My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just had sex bonerless
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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