I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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