In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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